Oh, James Franco. James, James, James. You little queer-baiter, you. While promoting his new film, King Cobra (about gay porn stars and murder), the writer/director/actor talked with New York Magazine about his sexuality in yet another oddly vaugue interview:

"... [I]f your definition of gay and straight is who I sleep with, then I guess you could say I’m a gay cock tease. It’s where my allegiance lies, where my sensibilities lie, how I define myself. Yeah, I’m a little gay, and there’s a gay James."

SMDH.

Well, here are 11 times that Mr. Franco was "a little gay."

1. That time he kissed Sean Penn.

2. That time he kissed that old guy.

3. That time ... this ... happened with Seth Rogen.

4. That other time he kissed Sean Penn.

5. That time he did ... this.

6. That time he did the penis dance with Seth Rogen.

7. That time he licked his lips.

8. That other other time he kissed Sean Penn.

9. That time James Franco kissed James Franco

10. That time he kissed Zachary Quinto.

11. That time he did ... whatever this is.

You keep doing you, James!