Trump Tweets About Waiting for 'Easy D' and Nothing Seems Out of Place

President Donald Trump tweeted out yet another incomplete thought this afternoon right after sharing an article from The Federalist highlighting fake news stories since his election, slamming Nordstrom for discontinuing business with Ivanka Trump, and using the ever-suspensful seven-period-long ellipsis to build hype for his meeting with law enforcement associations. If there’s a better case for proving we have a Trash Queen™ running the White House, I’m open to hearing it.

This time, though, Trump made himself an easy target of gay twitter, elementary school twitter, comedian twitter, and pretty much anyone else who likes dick jokes.

Yeah, that does look a lot like POTUS bemoaning the price of immigrant D.

What ensued is a thing of beauty. Coming in on top is Upworthy writer and all-around badass Parker Molloy, with slo-mo hot dogs to the face.

My No. 2, Vox's Strikethrough video producer Carlos Maza with pretty much how I already picture Kellyanne Conway off camera.

An account called "St. Peter" with the only heterosexual definition in the room.

BuzzFeed's David Mack with any real politican's reaction to a tweet like that.

NPR hopping in the fray to remind us the value of public media.

Honestly whoever this is bc fire.

The "Trump Draws" account with biting Russian foreign affairs criticism.

And Middlesex University student Anders Myrset with the deets on Trump's actual mixtape hitting SoundCloud real, real soon.

In conclusion, Easy D isn't always Good D. I've never seen so many people call Trump "daddy" in the past two years, and I need to go do something cleansing—like read about how Trump's use of Twitter to defend his daughter's business interests is unethical and a misuse of tax-payer funded property. That sounds about right.