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12 Thoughts You Have When Someone Snapchats You a Dick Pic

12 Thoughts You Have When Someone Snapchats You a DP

12 Thoughts You Have When Someone Snapchats You a DP
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Whether we like it or not, dick pics (DP) are becoming the new handshake among gay and bisexual men. But not all pics are equal, and some elicit completely unexpected responses. Here are some common thoughts we've all had after opening a DP on Snapchat.

1. Why did you send this?Confused Wolf gif

What made you think that I wanted to see your thing? Did you really need to send me a pic with the caption “This is” when I asked “What’s up?” 

2. There’s no way it’s that big. Shocked Reaction Gif

Is it the angle? The lighting? Facetune? That can’t be real. 

3. Come on, don’t ruin this. I kinda liked you. Men ruin everything Bob's Burgers Gif

Slow down, buddy!

4. *Cocks head*Dogs turning heads confused gif

What is that? Is that your …? Wait, seriously what is that?

5. Shave or at least trim. Full body shaving cream gif

Take a weedwacker to that forrest and get back to me. 

6. Liar.pinocchio nose growing gif

You said 9 INCHES not centimeters. Put a water bottle next to it for reference.

7. You said you were exclusively a bottom.Guy twerking gif

Cool. So can you twerk?

8. That’s a lot of spunk. Bradley Cooper That's Impressive Gif

It’s everywhere. Wipe it off or something. 

9. Do you do kegels? Do you even lift gif

No? Then why are there so many ... veins?

10. It’s perfect.Tears of joy gif

Not too firm. Not to soft. It's just right. 

11. That thing is bizarrely thick.Alrighty then Ace Ventura Gif
Yes. Yes, it is.

12. Yeah. Those are ridiculously large balls.South Park Bill Testicles Gif

I'm sorry. I can't take you seriously. 

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Zachary Zane

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.