Once again, the infamous February 14th has dawned on us. It's a time when couples and cupids adorn timelines and storefronts, bestowing chocolates and hard candies to those in need (aka the poor unfortunate souls who find themselves single on Valentine's Day).
While you might think there's nothing worse than being single on a holiday dedicated to appreciating and celebrating love, well, you thought wrong. Instead of spending time, energy, and money on a partner, you now get to spend that time, that energy, and (most importantly) those hard-earned dolla dolla bills on treating yourself.
Need some more encouragement? Here are 20 tweets bringing the humor and realness to V Day.
I've asked so many people today if they got chocolate in hope somebody will give me some #valentines
— Princess Peyton (@idekpeyton) February 14, 2017
— Harry Crawford (@THEMOVIEGUVNOR) February 14, 2017
February 14 is just Taco Tuesday plain and simple
— Brendan Haley (@brendohales) February 14, 2017
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) February 14, 2015
Two types of people on Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/mZHjdLjTUZ
— Alcoholic Tweets (@alcohol_tweets) February 1, 2016
A boy held a door open for me this morning, so yeah, I guess I have plans for Valentine's Day.
— Lyndsay (@LyndsayFuhrhop) February 2, 2016
If you're single on Valentine's Day you're allowed to have two dinners right?
— Mitchell Davis (@mmitchelldaviss) February 6, 2016
Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift**
**pizza that I paid for
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 14, 2015
Valentine's Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.
— pandamusk (@pandamusk) February 12, 2016
Even if you're single, Valentine's Day is about love! You can still tease couples, but remember that love from friends & family is bomb too
— Lucas Dell (@lucasdell) February 14, 2017
Valentines Day is about love in general... not just relationships. If you're single, go spend quality time with your family.
— Dre (@misfitdre) February 14, 2017
Single asf and happy asf
— MARILYN MONHOE (@CupcakKe_rapper) February 14, 2017
when u single on valentines day but then u realize all the money ur saving pic.twitter.com/7tQB3PQxn8
— †✞ (@6PAPl) February 14, 2017
Superman is single. Batman is single. And Spiderman is single. So if you're single, don't worry. You're probably just a superhero. Merica.
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) February 14, 2017
To my followers that are down about being single on Vday. A couple out there that will spend 500 dollars today and break up tmr so be happy.
— RyansAverageLife (@RyanAbe) February 14, 2017
Happy Valentine's Day to all the single people. Today doesn't have to suck. Eat chocolate. Drink. Dance. Make friends. Have fun. Who cares.
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) February 14, 2017
srsly who cares if you're single or not??? you don't need anyone to be a successful human being okay
— nina (@moriartyisalive) February 14, 2017
Glad I'm finally realizing my worth, and I'm proud to be single
— Megan Abernathy (@meganabernathy_) February 14, 2017
I have 0 issues with being single today (or any day). I'm perfectly fine on my own. And I'm not settling for shit, just to not be alone.
— P. Solanas af Skåne (@Pehpsii) February 14, 2017