Full disclosure: This looks like a freaking disaster that we will totally go to see in the theaters! Check out the trailer for the lesbian exploitation thriller Nurse: 3D, starring grand dame thespians Paz de la Huerta and Katrina Bowden. It looks like Basic Instinct meets Single White Female meets a deranged Nurse Hathaway on ER, and it’s in 3D! This celluloid masterpiece is directed by Douglas Aarniokoski, not to be confused with Darren Aronofsky of Requiem for a Dream, The Wrestler, and Black Swan.
Kathleen Turner, Judd Nelson, and Niecy Nash also star. You’ll have to wait until 2014 to see this high art in theaters, but meanwhile, here’s the trailer. We're devising some sort of Nurse: 3D drinking game while we type.