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Hairy men forever have been and will forever be the best men to date. Here’s why:
1. They have the best products
Conditions, deodorants, shampoos, and aftershaves galore.
2. They are soft and fluffy
Making them the perfect cuddle buddy.
3. They satisfy our DILF/reverse-oedipal complex
Yeah…
4. They have a strong odor
The more hair, the more pungent. So if you love the smell of your man, the more hair the merrier.
5. You’re never alone when we leave
Because we shed, and you’ll find our little body hairs all over your bed once we’re gone.
6. It’s a bonding experience to shave them
You get to hop in the shower together and shave one another. What’s more intimate than that?
7. They are ridiculously sexy
Hairy = sexy.
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Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.
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