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7 Reasons You Should Date A Hairy Man

7 Reasons You Should Date A Hairy Man

7 Reasons You Should Date A Hairy Man
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Hairy men forever have been and will forever be the best men to date. Here’s why:

1. They have the best products

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Conditions, deodorants, shampoos, and aftershaves galore.

2. They are soft and fluffyAustin Powers

Making them the perfect cuddle buddy.

3. They satisfy our DILF/reverse-oedipal complex chest hair

Yeah…

4. They have a strong odor chest hair 1

The more hair, the more pungent. So if you love the smell of your man, the more hair the merrier.

5. You’re never alone when we leave Chest hair

Because we shed, and you’ll find our little body hairs all over your bed once we’re gone.

6. It’s a bonding experience to shave them Chest hair 2

You get to hop in the shower together and shave one another. What’s more intimate than that?

7. They are ridiculously sexy chest hair

Hairy = sexy.

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Zachary Zane

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.