Holidays That POP: What Not To Wear to a Party

Everyone’s a comedian, and holiday parties may seem like the perfect opportunity to let your freak flag fly and put your special brand of humor front and center. But clever doesn’t always translate, and certain “outfits” are better left on the closet floor.

That’s where life coach and all around funny YouTuber Arielle Scarcella comes in. Before you bust out your favorite holiday sweater and pour an Absolut Red Dollar Holiday Punch from a bottle of Absolut Warhol Limited Edition to cheers with friends, she’s on hand to offer up a few suggestions on outfits and accessories you’d probably best do without. In her own words:

Christmas tree ornaments. Listen, we get that you're married, but wearing blue ornament balls isn't funny. It's been done before and it wasn't funny then either.

Mistletoe. Especially if the mistletoe is hanging from your crotch. We know you have to kiss lips to lips and it was never specified which pair…but yeah, not those.
 

Anything that blinks. With your luck someone will have a seizure. Although, if you're a grandma and it's a family party, I say you're good to go.

 

Easter-wear. A cross larger than 1 inch. #WWJD

Too much skin. This ain't a beach party, it's Jesus' birthday, so let's stop making it about you and your presents. This holiday is about giving…. On second thought, you can wear that revealing outfit to my Christmas party.

For more information on Arielle, visit her on Twitter @arielleishammin or at www.ariellescarcella.com. 

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