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10 Reasons We Need to See Blake Lively's Insane Shark Movie

10 Reasons We Need to See Blake Lively's Insane Shark Movie

10 Reasons We Need to See Blake Lively's Insane Shark Movie

Let The Shallows be your #1 destination this weekend and Blake Lively your survival guide. 

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Forget Gossip Girl - this weekend, Blake Lively has bigger fish to fry. In what's been called "the best shark movie since Jaws" (albeit, conversely, "laughable") Blake literally glows as a surfer whose solo excursion to a Mexican beach goes so clearly wrong, and we're mega-stoked to watch it all go down. Remember when Blake Lively's trips to Mexican beaches were as simple as Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants soccer camp shenanigans? Well, those days are over, and no pants can save her now. Will Blake make it out alive(ly)? Here are ten reasons we can't wait to find out. 

10. It features scenic views of beaches and Blake Lively's legs.

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9. It features Blake Lively surfing.

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8. It features Blake Lively struggling to surf.

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7. It features Blake Lively eating an apple.

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6. It accurately demonstrates what it's like to swim when you're on your period.

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5. Just kidding, that's a shark and Blake Lively does not think that joke is funny.

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4. It features a fin ominously sticking out of the water, so we know we can trust it will honor some iconic shark imagery. 

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3. It features Blake Lively coming up with myriad plans (and this article features us using 'myriad' correctly!).

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2. Who knows? Maybe it'll teach us how to survive on a rock during a shark attack when we're completely alone. Life skills!

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1. It features this shot, which should win an Oscar for "Best Blake Lively."

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It's a Blake vs. Shark world, and we can't wait to see who wins.

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Please note: this post was not sponsored by The Shallows. We just think Blake Lively fighting a shark is awesome. 

 

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