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Now with more love, acceptance, and forgiveness than ever!

This week on The Fosters, the kids are partying with fake IDs and balloons.

Now don't get immediately upset because I use the words "Inspired by Casey Anthony" in the title without including some sort of bequest for her head on a platter. I knew that folks all over the country were beyond upset that Casey Anthony was acquitted of all charges related to the murder of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee.

SheWired Editor Tracy E. Gilchrist and Advocate.com Editor Ross von Metzke are back by unpopular demand terrorizing readers with a little column we like to call Gossip Girl and Her Gay. No one is safe in this weeks column since the Golden Globes were Sunday night: Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, Julia Roberts, Kate Winslet,  Eva Longoria Parker, and many more!

This week Ross pulls himself out of a pretend bender following the news that Sandra Bullock was cuckolded by her philandering jack-ass husband Jesse James. And Betty White is pissed! Meanwhile, a delusional Tracy is hoping Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split amicably over mutual gayness. Plus, Cydni Lauper calls Donald Trump "fat" on national television, Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning finally lez out in The Runaways, The Dinah, Nurse Jackie brings on the Oxycontin and much more pointless crap...

Gossipsand gays Tracy E. Gilchrist and Neal Broveman chat about that most Googled gal Carrie Prejean, who will remain Miss California thanks to pervy Donald Trump. Up next it's Gwyneth Paltrow, Winona Ryder and Cate Blanchett for an Oscar fight. Star Trek makes Neal swoon but Tracy just goes for Zoe Saldana. The only Idol,Kelly Clarkson, packs on the pounds but she's still hot. Tyra loves her gays...and no Gossip Girl and Her Gay would be complete without a shout-out to Kirstie Alley!