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8 Reasons Car Sex Is Nothing Like That Scene From Titanic
8 Reasons Car Sex Is Nothing Like That Scene From 'Titanic'
It's never that steamy.
ZacharyZane_
April 14 2017 11:37 AM EST
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8 Reasons Car Sex Is Nothing Like That Scene From Titanic
It's never that steamy.
Sweat is dripping down your windows. The car is fogging up. The thrill of getting caught has your heart racing. Sex in a car has all the necessary components to make it the perfect sexual encounter. While it sounds like it beats doing it in a boring old bed, here are some of the unfortunate realities of the situation.
1. No such thing as a perfect spotÂ
I guess the corner of the Walmart parking lot will have to do. Â
2. Not enough spaceÂ
Nothing takes you more out of the moment than repeatedly bumping your head against the windshield.
3. It gets hot and muggyÂ
A steamy car may sound sexy, but it loses appeal when you start sticking it to your partner.
4. The positions are limitedÂ
Crunched missionary. Is that a thing?
5. The car reeks afterwardsÂ
Try returning your mom’s car to her with that smell.
6. Fluids stain the carÂ
...Gross...
7. You could get arrested....Â
There’s nothing like the terrifying sound of a cop’s fist banging against the window while you and your boo are butt naked.
8. Can’t cuddle comfortably afterwardsÂ
And isn’t cuddling the best part?
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Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.
Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.