'The Real Housewives of Dallas' Taglines Ranked by Ferociousness

Bravo just dropped the opening credits for The Real Housewives of Dallas — their newest franchise.

As expected, the ladies are bringing southern charm and glitz. The new series is set to air April 11, but for now, enjoy their opening taglines ranked by ferociousness. These ladies are totally fierce! 

5. “I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight.” — Tiffany Hendra

4. “I grew up a Carny kid. Play games with me, and you are gonna pay.” — LeeAnne Locken

3. “I’m the girl next door … if you live in a big ol’ mansion.” — Stephanie Hollman

2. “I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas, I’m never on the sidelines.” — Brandi Redmond

1. “I’m not a trophy wife, I’m a lifetime achievement award.” — Cary Deuber