5 Things We Saw In The Mary & George Trailer That Have Us Sweating & Thirsty

1. Julianne Moore in all the collars

Julianne, rather Mary is serving collar realness throughout the trailer and she ate that. We are living for the drama of the costuming throughout — but especially these collars.

2. Intrigue and plotting 

The trailer does a great job of portraying not only Mary and George’s machinations but also the stakes and danger of what they are attempting. The tension and the audacity — and the bloodshed — we can’t wait.

3. Nicholas Gatlzine’s character getting it on with literally everyone 

OMG! This is the series we’ve been waiting for. Nicholas Gatlzine, er, we mean George seducing every man and woman in his path, it’s like someone has been reading our dream journal. Rumor is that he has scenes with 14 other characters. Be still our hearts.

4. Gay orgy 

Gay... Orgy. Gay... Orgy. Is there really more that needs to be said?

5 Just the whole vibe

Everything about this trailer, from the casting to the costumes, to the steaminess, and the plot, we can’t get enough. It also doesn't hurt that every shot looks like it’s been ripped directly from a Northern Renaissance-era painting. This is art, literally.

Watch the ‘Mary & George’ teaser trailer below if you’re in the UK — or if you have a VPN, just sayin’.