The new year is upon us, and as we continue to search for life’s purpose or even just settle on a resolution we won’t bail on by Valentine’s Day, Andy Cohen is here to add a little bit of humor to your greatest 2016 fears.
1. You're going to be single forever.
2. You'll continue to date assholes.
3. You're never going to grow up.
4. You'll contemplate whether you’re too old to party.
5. Will you ever feel good about your body?
6. Alcohol is still your best friend ...
7. ... because you don't like making new ones.
8. You’re worried your bad luck will never end.
9. When you think you deserve a promotion, pessimism takes over.
10. And you’re waiting for a sign from God to look for new a new job.
11. Is it all downhill from here?
11. You won't be able to stop cussing.
12. You’re scared you'll rely on dating apps for hooking up.
