Ricky Martin Got Engaged (Which Means He Won't Be Marrying You)

Photo: @jwanyosef (Instagram)

Ricky Martin just got engaged to his ridiculously handsome now-fiance, Jwan Yosef. Jwan, for those of you who don’t know, is a London based artist. (You can check out some of his artwork here!)

If you’re like me, yes, of course you’re happy for them, but at the same time, your childhood fantasy is over. No, Ricky Martin will not be marrying you, singing "Livin' La Vida Loca" in a Speedo at your wedding. Ricky Martin is officially taken.

Ricky remembers “celebrating like crazy” when same-sex marriage became the law of the land in June of 2015, even though at the time, he was very much single.

He says the wedding “Is going to be Middle Eastern and Latin crazy all at once. It’s going to be one loud wedding!”

I guess we’ll get over our jealousy and just be happy for him. But for your viewing pleasure, here’s the music video to "Livin' La Vida Loca."