16 Cackle-Worthy Pick Up Lines Straight People Have Used On Us

One thing we can all agree on is that straight people can become totally weird and perplexing with little to no warning. (Of course, who can blame them when any attractive, strong, smart, queer badass walks in the bar?) Nonetheless, there's nothing worse than being hit on by a straight person who's just fishing.

These awful, outrageous one-liners (which were cultivated from various LGBTQ+ Facebook groups) sometimes ALWAYS come out as homophobic and rude, but they do give us something to laugh at during afternoon tea...

1. "I hear the gays give better BJs..."

2. "I didn’t know angels flew so low."

3. "We've got a few hours before my wife gets home :)"

4."Guys know what guys like!"

5."When you're ready to switch sides, I have dibs on you."

6. "Hypothetically speaking, if we hooked up you'd be the bottom."

7."If I were lez, I'd so bang you with passion."

8."I typically don't find people like you on my Pokémon Go app, but I'd like to catch you."

9."So, you're gay? Wanna hook-up? Quick and simple?"

10. "You were totally in my dream last night! Maybe I'll wake up between you and my BF tomorrow morning."

11. "Does it make me gay if I hook-up with you?"

12. "Bet I can do it better than your girlfriend."

13.  "I saw you walking and hard. Can you help me out??"

14."Only a gay knows how a man needs love."

15. "You COULD hang with us tonight."

16. "I want to make you purr like an alley cat."

Don't ever use any of these lame pick-up lines. Just don't.