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Blake Shelton Is People's Sexiest Man Alive and Everyone Is Confused
Blake Shelton Is People's Sexiest Man Alive and Everyone Is Confused
"Did everybody else die?"
ZacharyZane_
November 15 2017 12:56 PM EST
December 09 2022 9:12 AM EST
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Blake Shelton Is People's Sexiest Man Alive and Everyone Is Confused
"Did everybody else die?"
Country music star Blake Shelton has been awarded People Magazine's 2017 Sexiest Man Alive. This is not a joke. I swear to God I thought it was, because why? Why would he win? All we know him from is The Voice, where contestants consistently pick working with Adam Levine (who was awarded the same title in 2013) over him.
Twitter was NOT having the news, completely tearing Blake to shreds. Here are some of the best and most outrageous responses to Blake Shelton being awarded People’s Sexiest Man Alive.
\u201cDid everybody die? https://t.co/UFEYcOIQId\u201d— Akilah Hughes (@Akilah Hughes) 1510717050
\u201cBlake Shelton is People\u2019s Sexiest Man Alive because apparently Idris Elba, Chris Evans and Jason Momoa fell off the planet last night.\u201d— TheJennC (@TheJennC) 1510708581
\u201cDonald Trump is presidential; Jeff Sessions is honest; Roy Moore is a Christian; and Blake Shelton is the "Sexiest Man Alive." It's like America has totally stopped trying. https://t.co/h93GkbaXJu\u201d— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@Mrs. Betty Bowers) 1510692590
\u201cI\ufe0f heard my dude Blake Shelton won People Magazine\u2019s \u201cSexiest man Alive.\u201d Way to hold I\u00adt\u00ad down for all the 7s out there. We appreciate you \u270a\ud83c\udffd\u270a\ud83c\udffd\u201d— Evan Turner (@Evan Turner) 1510607064
\u201cWhen you're not sure if the Sexiest Man Alive shoot is real or for The Onion\u201d— Blake Murphy (@Blake Murphy) 1510718079
\u201chttps://t.co/p6sOfDPj9y\u201d— Jon (@Jon) 1510715198
Sorry Blake, but no, you did not deserve this honor.
Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.
Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.