10 Reasons You Should Never Wear Anything Besides Jeans

Denim jeans are an icon in the land of the free AKA ‘merica AKA U. S. of A. AKA the United States of America. And to say other is like lying. Actually not like lying, it is lying. Denim is everything, and everyone knows it.

After all, denim jeans are the most worn piece of clothing in this country for a reason.

1. Jeans are comfortable.

Tell me a time you hated yourself for choosing to wear jeans because you could have been more comfortable. Didn’t think so.

2. You don’t have to wash them after one wear.

Not even after 20 wears. Or, like, ever. Because they’re fucking jeans. Did you know you could freeze them to wash them? Won’t get out stains, but…so what?

3. They match with everything.

They may be blue, but they match with every color.

4. There are SO many different cuts.

Straight leg. Skinnies. Boyfriend. High-waist. Whatever you want, it’s out there.

5. You can get them in different washes and even colors!

Which means even more ways to integrate them into super cute outfits.

6. They (basically) last forever.

Well, the less stretch you have in the longer they last. A good solid pair of jeans will last you for years.

7. In skirts and dresses, you always have to worry about the position of your legs, which is 100% not a problem in jeans.

8. Stretchy jeans feel like you’re wearing leggings.

Which is arguably the only more comfortable bottom out there.

9. They’re crazy durable, so they won’t snag or rip like leggings.

Which is why you can wear them hiking, and expect to still have pants you’re comfortable being in for a few more days.

10. They’re classics.

They’re an American classic. You know you love them.