...but I think we should also admit they’re kind of sexy. Like, they have all these cool talents and tricks they can do, and they’re full of surprises, and a lot of them are like, really, really strong. Plus, it’s kind of hot to be a little scared, do you know what I mean?
Some of these ghosts used to be living women or witches, some are demonic entities, some are just scary spirits with unknown origins, but all they all have one thing in common: I’d totally let them smash. Check out these 16 scary lady ghosts and be sure to let us know your own!
Matilda Dixon, 'Darkness Falls'
Darkness Falls is a 2003 centering around an evil tooth fairy, known as Matilda Dixon when she was alive, who will stalk you and try to kill you for life if you lay eyes on her. She spends the bulk of the movie with her face covered, but the mask comes off by the end of the movie. Catch it on Amazon Prime.
Jennet Humfrye, 'The Woman in Black'
Daniel Radcliffe has done a great job stepping away from his role as Harry Potter, and one of his first films to do so was 2012’s The Woman in Black. Based on a Susan Hill novel of the same name, it follows a young lawyer (Radcliffe) who encounters supernatural occurrences in the form of Jennet Humfrye in a remote house. Watch it on Paramount+.
Bathsheba, 'The Conjouring'
This one is just full of surprises in the bedroom! Like when she appears on top of your dresser in the middle of the night. Fun! If you like her as much as I do, check out The Conjouring on Amazon Prime.
The Beldam, 'Coraline'
The ultimate Mommy Domme, and I mean, damn, she’s intimidating in exactly all the right ways. She's my number one ghostly crush. You can check her out in Coraline on Amazon Prime.
Valak, 'The Nun'
Come on, I can’t be the only former Catholic lesbian who has a thing for nuns, right? This sexy Mother Superior can be found in The Nun on Amazon Prime.
Madeline O'Malley, 'The Innkeepers'
This dreamboat from The Innkeepers, available on Amazon Prime, is ready to U-Haul! And god, doesn't she look beautiful in that wedding gown?
Lady in the Lake, 'The Haunting of Bly Manor
Oh no, please don’t choke me, scary super strong, mean lady! Just kidding, that’s exactly the kind of stuff im I’m into. Get to know her better in Netflix's The Haunting of Bly Manor.
The Librarian, 'Ghostbusters'
That hair! Those eyes! That smile! Show me a dozen queer women and I'll show you a dozen people who would love to date a librarian. Why not date a ghost while you're doing it? Catch her in Ghostbusters on Amazon Prime.
Gozer the Gozerian, 'Ghostbusters'
Speaking of Ghostbusters when the big bad arrived on screen with her crystal jumpsuit, glowing red eyes, and '80s power lesbian hair, it was love.
Lorraine Massey, 'The Shining'
Lorraine Massey is more commonly known as The Woman in Room 237 from The Shining. She was memorably hanging out in the bathroom and left a traumatic mark on both little Danny Torrence and the entire audience watching. Check it out on Amazon Prime.
God, look at how big her hands are, look at how long her fingers are! Just imagine what she could do to you with them. She can be my Mama any day. Watch Mama on Amazon Prime.
The Blair Witch, 'Blair Witch'
If you need someone to give you a little discipline, the Blair Witch is always ready to punish you by making you stand in the corner. But then she’ll use those long legs and even longer arms to reward you afterward. You can see her in The Blair Witch Projectand Blair Witch on Amazon Prime.
Kuchisake-onna, 'Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman'
I know that according to legend, if you tell Kuchisake-onna that she’s pretty, she’ll give you the same scars that she has, but honestly, how can you resist? Look at that smile, she really is super pretty. You can buy Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman on Amazon.
She’ll never give up on you, even after she dies, plus she’s extremely photogenic. I'm a bigger fan of the original Thai version, but you can watch the American remake of Shutter at Amazon Prime
Kayako, 'The Grudge'
She’s extremely flexible, she makes that weird sound with her mouth, and I love her eye makeup. You can meet her in The Grudge on Amazon Prime.
Lady Beatrice Sharpe, 'Crimson Peak'
She has a big fancy house, she loves a relaxing bath, and she's got a killer body. Watch her in Crimson Peak, on Amazon Prime.
The Pale Lady, 'Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark'
Not only can she smother you with her thunder thighs and huge ass, but imagine what a great cuddler she must be. Check her out in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark on Amazon Prime.