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These 19 Mariah Carey GIFs Will Help You Read Your Enemies to Filth

These 19 Mariah Carey GIFs Will Help You Read Your Enemies to Filth

These 19 Mariah Carey GIFs Will Help You Read Your Enemies to Filth
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Got a pesky hater that you just can't seem to get rid of? Maybe it's time for you to give her a good ol' fashioned read. Well the library is officially open, and Mariah Carey is here to help you throw just the right amount of shade. 

For starters, every good reader needs their sunglasses…
Mariah1

...because you’re about to let the shade fly, darling!Mariah17

The cardinal rule of reading: "I don’t know her."Mariah9

Say it with me, everyone: Mariah7

One more time: mariah22

If you’re at a more advanced reading level, don’t even acknowledge her existence.Mariah9

If you're caught and you actually do know who she is, act like you don't know what she does.Mariah13

Then pretend like you don't know her...are you following?mariah21

When she comes for you, simply sit back, count your receipts, and pretend to listen.Mariah23

Then check that b*tch.mariah23

Give her hell.Mariah4

Avoid the questions.Mariah5

Go for the jugular.Mariah3

Rebuke what that b*tch tried to say.Mariah16

And turn the story back to you.Mariah20

Because after all, you are the queen and she is just a peasant. Mariah18

If that doesn't work, give her a smile.Mariah15

And a fake apology.Mariah14

And kindly let her take several seats alone. Mariah19

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Alexander Kirk

Alexander is a pop culture fanatic, who loves travelling, Taylor Swift and slaying Twitter, tweet by tweet.

Alexander is a pop culture fanatic, who loves travelling, Taylor Swift and slaying Twitter, tweet by tweet.