These 19 Mariah Carey GIFs Will Help You Read Your Enemies to Filth

Got a pesky hater that you just can't seem to get rid of? Maybe it's time for you to give her a good ol' fashioned read. Well the library is officially open, and Mariah Carey is here to help you throw just the right amount of shade. 

For starters, every good reader needs their sunglasses…

...because you’re about to let the shade fly, darling!

The cardinal rule of reading: "I don’t know her."

Say it with me, everyone: 

One more time: 

If you’re at a more advanced reading level, don’t even acknowledge her existence.

If you're caught and you actually do know who she is, act like you don't know what she does.

Then pretend like you don't know her...are you following?

When she comes for you, simply sit back, count your receipts, and pretend to listen.

Then check that b*tch.

Give her hell.

Avoid the questions.

Go for the jugular.

Rebuke what that b*tch tried to say.

And turn the story back to you.

Because after all, you are the queen and she is just a peasant. 

If that doesn't work, give her a smile.

And a fake apology.

And kindly let her take several seats alone.