WATCH: Indiana's Antigay Tourism is Perfect for Your 1950s Family

Alright, let’s be honest, we were all thinking it: what is there to do in Indiana, anyway? Well, after the religious freedom bill Governor Pence signed on March 26, which would allow companies to discriminate based on sexuality, the answer is a whopping “not much.” Many large organizations such as Salesforce and Angie’s List have already pulled out from Indiana, which will stand to hurt their capitol city’s conference-heavy economy.

In a comedic stab at this new bill, this hilarious FunnyOrDie faux-Indiana-tourism video tells you exactly what you can do in Indiana now—hate families that are different than yours.

Finally, a state where you can rent kayaks without “having lesbos stare at you in their vests.” What a relief!