Tonight marks the first debate between a presidential candidate and a putrid clown monster and, if you're like us, you're spending this Monday quivering in your cubicle as you anticipate the end of days. Sure, we can bite our nails and stress eat other people's snacks, but we've also decided it might be great to let some sun in on this dark day with 20 GIFS of incredibly hot, incredibly distracting men. There's no political agenda here, just abs for days and sexy smiles that will hopefully take your mind from election to...well...you can rhyme for yourself. Enjoy!
20. Cristiano Ronaldo is ready to have a positive, enlightening next five minutes - are you?
19. Free yourself of your burdens and fears like this guy from Revenge freeing himself of his shirt.
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18. We assume Josh Segarra approves this message of how attractive Josh Segarra is.
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17. The deepest question in this entire post should be, 'Is it hot cause you're shirtless, or cold cause you're wearing a beanie?'
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16. Smile and flex away the murky future that could either be a just fine continuation towards general success as a nation or an icy plunge into a black hole.
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15. Whenever you get scared about, for example, the future of our economy and international relations, instead think about this guy's tatted up profile.
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14. Is your mind slipping back to real life and the trials and tribulations of facing the political quagmire we're presently condemnedemed to endure? Just focus on shirtless Colton Haynes spreading his legs.
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13. For when you want to shower off the grossness humanity is capable of, there's this guy.
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12. That's right, take that shirt off like us so momentarily discarding any concerns about how we might be careening towards a literal Purge situation, you hunk.
11. Jesse Williams inspires us to stay woke, but we sometimes wish we could slumber through this waking nightmare.
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10. Scared of a future that will swiftly serve no purpose other than a self-imposed damnation? Zero in on the guy from Jane the Virgin and forget about it all!
9. Dance! Dance and strip. Life is fine, everything is okay right now, in this post. It's all okay.
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8. Calm down, Ryan Reynolds, Amityville isn't nearly as horrifying as 2016.
7. If Michael Ealy with what we assume is a mimosa can't chill us out, what can?
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6. Unlike a certain political climate, there's almost too much going on here that we can't get enough of.
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5. Joe Manganiello is basically Poseidon in this photo - isn't life a DREAM?
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4. There are TWO men in this gif and they're kissing. Everything fine, right? Everything's going to be okay?
3. Ah, look at this American symbol getting torn to shreds. Certainly doesn't seem like an unintentionally sexy metaphor for what our future could look like under certain orange Babadook (no offense to Babadooks).
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2. Under no circumstances is this a bald eagle, because that would make this a political post and it is not.
1. Here it is, the last moment of not being sick with fear for the future. Let's spend it with Zac Efron, shall we?
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In all seriousness, please register to vote (<-- that's a link! click it!), do your research, and show up to the polls. We've taken five minutes to be silly, but this is no joke and the world is in very real turmoil. Stay calm, be well, and vote, vote, vote.
