It's a Watch What Happens Live tradition to ask celebrity guest and Real Housewives fans what their tagline would be if they were on the show. Chrissy Teigen, Lady Gaga, and Michael Strahan have been just a few of the stars to tell us what their tagline would be.
Well, Sam Smith just put them all to shame when he was asked the question by WWHL host Andy Cohen the other night.
His response is scandalous (but also like, real) AF, and fellow guest Patti LaBelle's shocked face in response was priceless.
We'll try not to spoil anything for you, so watch the clip for yourself below! (And here's to hoping that Sam titles his next album Stories of a Dick Monster.)