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6 Reasons You Should Wear a Speedo to the Beach

6 Reasons You Should Wear a Speedo to the Beach

6 Reasons You Should Wear a Speedo to the Beach
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The sun is out. Your car is packed with sunscreen, towels, and trashy magazines. You’re wearing your favorite pair of shades. It's official. You're ready to hit the beach. Only thing you’re missing — a Speedo. Don’t let every other guy who wears board shorts intimidate you. It’s Speedo season.

Here are six reasons you should rock a Speedo to the beach.

1. Europeans do it. Speedo Fashion gif
And they know what’s up when it comes to fashion.

2. It’s freeing. Speedo Rip Gif
Unless you’re an underwear model, there's no profession where you get to romp around in public wearing something so tiny. Take advantage of it. 

3. It draws attention. Sexy Speedo Gif
Who doesn’t like a little attention every now and then?

4. It minimizes tan lines. Tan Lines Gif
Nothing is worse than an awkward shorts tan -- beautiful bronzed legs and a shiny white butt. Speedos are an easy way to avoid that.

5. It’s sexy. Speedo Penguin gif
And no one can deny that.

6. They come in ridiculous patterns and illustrations. Penguin Bathing Suit gif
There has to be at least one Speedo out there that suits your personality.

Not feeling that you have a Speedo body? Let me help you out. Step one: buy a Speedo. Step two: put on the Speedo. Are you wearing a Speedo? BAM! THERE YOU GO! You have a Speedo body. Speedo Rip off gif

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Zachary Zane

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.