I really love boxed mac and cheese. It’s cheap, it’s filling, and it has at many points in time been a staple in my diet. But when it was a staple, I started to get bored. I had to dress it up with Cholula or Sriracha or chicken or peas. And you know what? After a while that didn’t even help, because underneath all of my condiment doctoring, it was still just boxed mac and cheese. That’s kind of how I’m feeling every time I Google androgyny, or scroll through my Tumblr wall and see yet another thin, white, androgynous model who I probably couldn’t pick out of a lineup of thin, white androgynous models. If I ate nothing but boxed mac and cheese for the rest of my life, I would probably get Scurvy and die. Our current androgynous ideal is so limiting that it’s going to give us all Scurvy of the soul. Too dramatic? I don’t know. But I’m bored, and I bet you are too. So let’s do something about it.