16 Reasons Every Gay Man Should Own a Pair of Chubbies

If you've been on a college campus recently, you already know that Chubbies, those short shorts that a lot of men pull off so well, are the latest craze in fraternity fashion. Butr fret not! Even if you’re not in a frat, Chubbies are also the perfect short for every gay man, especially for those who just want to show off a little leg

But why, you ask? Amongst other reasons...

1. They come in every color of the rainbow.2. They’re perfect for showing off your ASSets…3. Especially your thighs.4. They’re somehow the straightest thing you’ll ever own…

5. ...but also the gayest.6. You’ll feel like the frat star you’ve always had a crush on.7. They serve as a great conversation starter (with that frat boy you’ve always had a crush on).

8. You can dress them down…

9. ...or dress them up.

10. They’re appropriate for (almost) EVERY occasion.

11. The patterns are as bold as you are.12. You can show off your heritage.

13. And you can even show off your state pride!

14. The length is utter perfection.

15. And the elastic waist band makes gaining/losing a couple of pounds no sweat.

16. Most importantly, they give you the ability to go from swim shorts to speedo in one fell swoop.

(Yes, tear-away swim trunks exist. And they're awesome!)

Do you now feel the need to free your thighs from the utterly oppressive prison of pants? Buy your own pair of Chubbies on their official website!