Out actress Heather Matarazzo became the patron saint of pariahs and freaks everywhere when she starred as the painfully awkward Dawn Wiener in 1995’s Welcome to the Dollhouse, director Todd Solondz’s hilariously dark paean to adolescence.
Now, Matarazzo is back and doling out rather specious advice to young girls in the Funny or Die video “Welcome to the Special People’s Club.” Long live “Wiener Dog!”