The Oscars Round-Up in 20 Tweets!

Here's what went down at Hollywood's biggest night - The Academy Awards - in 20 tweets, because that's really all it took to cover the highlights of the evening. From the red carpet arrivals, to the generally uneventful show, and some very entertaining commercials inbetween, check out our round-up of SheWired's Oscar Tweets from Last Night! 

Viola Davis looks like the queen of the Emerald City! Did she arrive in a coach drawn by the Horse of a Different Color? #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Damn, I wish I were a census taker at Michelle Williams' abode when she was trying out her Marilyn routine. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired)

February 27, 2012

Tina Fey looks like a princess. A hot, funny princess! #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Sandra Bullock's perfect pony tail makes me want to hop on a carousel. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Clooney kisses Crystal. I hope this is a theme... Streep and Close, Mara and Williams...#Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Albert Nobbs up for make-up. I'm pretty sure all that butch hot coming off of Janet McTeer was all her. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

What does J-Lo's ass have to do with make up? #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Bullock speaking German makes me wish she were sporting leather thigh highs and a riding crop. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Let Ocatvia give her speech damn it. Cut some of those ridiculous interviews and let the woman have her day! #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired)

February 27, 2012

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo wins for editing! Their speech was cute. Woohoo. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

I'm gonna say it. We're an hour in and Ihave Hugo fatigue.#Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Wow. Ellen as Lucy Ricardo in a three-way. JC Penney is really flipping One Million Moms off! #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Emma Stone got Angelina to laugh out loud! Now that's a win. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Christopher Plummer for the win! He's a legend. Now maybe he'll do a refrain from Edelwiess. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

And in unrelated news I can't wait to see Kate Winslet nude in 3D. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired)

February 27, 2012

The fact that Reese admits that her fave flick is Overboard makes me respect her more. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph making penis jokes. That is all...#Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Ellen's Rome is giving me a History of the World Vibe. I really wish Madeline Kahn would show up shouting "my t*ts are falling off." #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

Meryl thanks her hair stylist. No wonder she's a gay icon. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

If the dog starts humping someone's leg it'll make up for all of the dreck. #Oscars

— SheWired (@SheWired) February 27, 2012

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