Beloved actor and "America's Zaddy" Christopher Meloni has a new cover story out with Men's Health Magazine and we're quite parched all of a sudden.
In a new video, the 60-year-old Law and Order star walked the magazine through the workout routine for his legendary booty and in the magazine spread, you can catch Meloni eating cupcakes, doing the splits, and is even quoted saying, “I catch flies with my ass cheeks, like a Venus flytrap.”
\u201cHow does @Chris_Meloni achieve his signature glutes? \n\nWATCH: https://t.co/1BFgaahW6e\u201d— Men's Health Mag (@Men's Health Mag) 1628083076
Like we said, PARCHED.
As you can imagine, the thirst is rolling in on Twitter:
\u201cMorning, internet. Say hi to @MensHealthMag September cover star Chris Meloni. \n\n\ud83d\udcf8: @wattsupphoto\u201d— Mike Darling (@Mike Darling) 1628086013
\u201cChris Meloni: \u201cI catch flies with my ass cheeks, like a Venus flytrap.\u201d\n\nwelp. https://t.co/Jdx6m7R9ve\u201d— Michael Gold (@Michael Gold) 1628083064
\u201chttps://t.co/PhYVStMrdt\u201d— grant\ud83d\udc68\ud83c\udffb\u200d\ud83e\uddb1 (@grant\ud83d\udc68\ud83c\udffb\u200d\ud83e\uddb1) 1628090417
\u201cEver wondered how Chris Meloni got dat ass??? Enjoy. \ud83d\ude08 https://t.co/GGyDTH8xqS\u201d— TEE FRANKLIN HARLEY QUINN WRITER (@TEE FRANKLIN HARLEY QUINN WRITER) 1628096031
Everyone say, "Thank you Zaddy!"
