Comedian Bowen Yang reads the internet's thirstiest thoughts in Buzzfeed's tweet reading series.
The Saturday Night Live star reads the "thirst poems" that begin relatively PG and escalate to "I wanna eat Bowen Yang's ass." He even coins the word "mussy", which translates to "the receptive partner to spit."
You learn something new every day.
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