Cole Sprouse's NSFW Selfie Leaves Fans Speechless

Cole Sprouse fans were in for a confusing treat after the Riverdale actor shared a naked selfie on Tuesday…that was clearly photoshopped.

The former Disney Channel star woke up and chose violence when he posted a selfie to Instagram, captioned, “Good morning to my publicity team.”

The picture in question is focused on Cole’s face, but captures his whole backside in the full length mirror positioned strategically behind him. Only rather than let it stay as is, the younger Sprouse twin did some serious photoshop work to his rear, seemingly making it longer, perhaps a little wider, and rounding out those hips.

The pic caused a miniature frenzy on social media, with some fans finding the whole thing absolutely hilarious and others desperately wishing for a time machine so they could warn their past selves to unfollow Cole before having his warped image seared into their brains.

His famous peers also chimed in, with King Princess calling it the “best thing u ever publicized” and Mark Indelicato joking, “This photo has been in my favorites for a very long time so I’m glad you posted before I did.”

Cole is no stranger to posting weird stuff on his socials, so giving himself a Kardashian-style butt adjustment (digitally, anyway) and unleashing it on the world isn’t exactly outside of the norm for him.

But he also should have expected fans would already be doing their best to edit the image back to how they think it really looks.