10 Gifts To Give Your Straight White Friends Who Already Have Everything

Do you find yourself booked with holiday festivities, from office parties to family gatherings to a reunion of college pals at Jennifer's recently remodeled condo uptown? At a loss for what to get the straight, white, likely cis and Christian people in your life who already have three subscriptions to different types of HBO? Luckily, we've got you covered when you find yourself in need of a quick gift for a person who is completely able to separate their personal lives from this year's election and insists Trump "Can't do too much damage in four years, after all!" while gently over-swirling their Riesling onto Jennifer's new Flokati rug. Here are 10 gift ideas that will show you truly tried to care. After all, it's not material possessions that last a lifetime but, according to Jennifer, the wine stain on her Flokati rug.