
Courtesy of TBS; @the_brianmichael/Instagram; @elliotpage/Instagram
Short men are hot, and I'm tired of anyone pretending otherwise. At 5'7" myself, I think "tall, dark, and handsome" is overrated -- I like my men sexy, stocky, and eye level or less. I like them as wide as they are tall. I want a man you can't knock over with a pail of water. If you've never considered having a short king summer, here are 25 of our best and brightest to tempt you into shallower waters.
Daniel Radcliffe- 5'5"
Riz Ahmed- 5'8"
Barry Keoghan- 5'8"
Matty Matheson- 5'6"
Elijah Wood- 5'6"
Bruno Mars- 5'5"
Zac Efron- 5'8"
Elliot Page- 5'1"
Hanif Abdurraqib- 5'7"
Ke Huy Quan- 5'4"
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Jeremy Allen White- 5'7"
Sam Reich- 5'6"
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Ncuti Gatwa- 5'8"
Rami Malek- 5'7"
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Gottmik- 5'7"
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Bowen Yang- 5'8"
Jack Black- 5'6"
Brian Michael Smith- 5'8"
Nathan Lane- 5'5"
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Bappie Kortram- 5'2"
Tom Holland- 5'7"
Marcello Hernandez- 5'6"
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Thomas Page McBee- 5'6"
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Mark Ruffalo- 5'8"
Andrew Scott- 5'8"
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Troye Sivan - 5'8"
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Noah Galvin - 5′ 6″
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Bruno Mars - 5'5"
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James McAvoy - 5'7"
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Dave Franco - 5'7"
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