Apparently April and May is break-up season for straight people. I've seen at least 20 posts that over the past few weeks that all go a little something like this:

"I'm so done with men, I'm turning lesbian"

"Why are men such assholes?"

"I bet it would be so much easier dating another woman."

Girl, you have NO idea what you'd be in for. Here's what a few of my friends and I had to say about it.