18 of the Funniest Drag Queen Names

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Zachary Zane

Besides the heels, makeup, and ability to slay on stage, drag queens are known for their humor. Who wants to see a drag queen that isn’t in some way funny and who isn't able to make you smile?? (That's, like, half of drag!)

The 18 queens on this list deserve some extra love because their names will immediately make you laugh (and then in some cases, cringe). So here they are: 18 funny (and punny) names of queens currently in the drag scene!

Karen from Finance
Hands down the funniest drag queen I’ve ever heard, Karen from Finance is an Australian queen.
Photo: Instagram (@karenfromfinance)
Anna Bortion
You have to support your queens who are pro-choice!
Photo: Instagram (@annabortion)
Freida Slaves

Clever, witty, and political, all in a single name!
Photo: Instagram (@freidaslaves)
Avery Goodlay
Say it slowly out loud in case you don’t get it the first time. A. Very. Good. Lay.
Photo: Instagram (@averygoodlay)
Anne Fetamine
Who doesn’t love a little drug and drag humor?
Photo: Instagram (@anne_fetamine)
Eggz Benedict
This queen not only serves you looks, she serves you brunch. The most important gay meal of the day! 
Photo: Instagram (@eggzbenedictt)
Malestia Child
Her name is terrible, I know. And for the love of God don’t talk about her on the subway...or in front of kids...or just...ever.
Photo: Instagram (@malestiachild)
Annie B. Frank
Annie B. Frank is Providence’s (and perhaps the world's) premiere Jewish drag queen.
Photo: Instagram (@annieb.frank)
Phallic Cunt

Sometimes being crass and blunt pays off. Phallic Cunt is one of those queens whose name is so out there, but it works for her.
Photo: Instagram (@alecgunnarblunt)
Meatball
The first time I heard this queen’s name, I couldn’t stop laughing. Honestly, I have no idea why it’s so funny, but it really is.
Photo: Instagram (@spiciestmeatball)
Maddelynn Hatter
This NYC queen is giving you some Alice in Wonderland drag realness.
Photo: Instagram (@theonlymadd)
Sham Payne
No, she is neither a sham nor a sparkling beverage. She is, however, a Boston queen whose lewks can kill. 
Photo: Instagram (@shampayne8)
Lucy Stoole
Equal parts gross and cheeky, Lucy Stoole is a Chicago queen whose name is always bound to get a smile from you.
Photo: Instagram (@tyislucystoole)
Sarah Palegic
Sarah is a paraplegic lady queen who’s a matriarch in both the Boston and Providence drag scenes. Check out her profile on OUT, right here!
Photo: Instagram (@sarah_palegic)
Hedda Lettuce
This queen serves green goddess for days on end. 
Photo: Instagram (@heddalettucenyc)
Penny Tentiary
Just some light incarceration humor for you. This queen turns lewks night after night, performing all around Boston.
Photo: Instagram (@pennytentiary)
Olive D. Cox
I mean, show me a gay man who doesn’t. Am I right?
Photo: Instagram (@olive.d.cox)
Sharon Needles
I didn’t want to include any queens who had been on Drag Race, but Sharon Needles is not only punny, it also fits her dark, gothic drag aesthetic perfectly.
Photo: Instagram (@sharonneedlespgh)

 

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