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'Right in Front of My Salad' Is The Internet's Newest Meme

'Right in Front of My Salad' Is The Internet's Newest Meme

And its origins are magnificent.

If you just can't believe someone's behavior, may we recommend the latest expression of disbelief sweeping the nation: "Right in front of my salad!?"

Let's set the scene — a young woman enjoys a salad on a kitchen countertop near a pair of aproned friends. The salad in question lies between her and the two kindly men, and a few bites into her healthsome treat, she notices that their powers of conversation are somewhat diminished and oddly restrained. 

She, quite reasonably, investigates as to the nature of their distraction, only to find that the two young men are rather boldly enjoying a rather indiscreet sex romp with one another right there... in front of her salad. 

So this is a scene from the porn classic Private Lessons 3, uploaded to about two weeks ago. As we all know, porn has given us some of the most nuanced dialogue in any medium, and this recent addition is no exception. Its versatility, indignation, and deft critique of our tense modern age has lent itself very well to the internet's many needs.

Exposure to the source of the meme can be somewhat jarring for the unprepared.

Either way, what a delight. Looking forward to folks explaining this one to the parents of the world.

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Chet Dawson