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If you just can't believe someone's behavior, may we recommend the latest expression of disbelief sweeping the nation: "Right in front of my salad!?"
Let's set the scene — a young woman enjoys a salad on a kitchen countertop near a pair of aproned friends. The salad in question lies between her and the two kindly men, and a few bites into her healthsome treat, she notices that their powers of conversation are somewhat diminished and oddly restrained.Â
She, quite reasonably, investigates as to the nature of their distraction, only to find that the two young men are rather boldly enjoying a rather indiscreet sex romp with one another right there... in front of her salad.Â
So this is a scene from the porn classic Private Lessons 3, uploaded to Men.com about two weeks ago. As we all know, porn has given us some of the most nuanced dialogue in any medium, and this recent addition is no exception. Its versatility, indignation, and deft critique of our tense modern age has lent itself very well to the internet's many needs.
\u201cAre you guys really going to start talking about back to school? Are you serious? Right in front of my salad??\u201d— Jamie Ridolfo (@Jamie Ridolfo) 1501690324
\u201cPriest: you may now kiss the bride\n\nMe, from the back pew, forking romaine lettuce and croutons into my mouth: RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?\u201d— Nico de Benito (@Nico de Benito) 1501692354
\u201cY'all gone let Despacito break Mariah's record right in front of my salad?\u201d— BardiLambi (@BardiLambi) 1501702640
Exposure to the source of the meme can be somewhat jarring for the unprepared.
\u201cme: lol why is "Right in front of my salad" trending\nCurious me: *looks it up*\nMe when the screen loads:\u201d— tommy\u2077 (@tommy\u2077) 1501491134
Either way, what a delight. Looking forward to folks explaining this one to the parents of the world.
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