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10 Stages All Queer Women Experienced at The Sight of Katherine Moennig's Instagram Video

10 Stages All Queer Women Experienced at The Sight of Katherine Moennig's Instagram Video

10 Stages All Queer Women Experienced at The Sight of Katherine Moennig's Instagram Video
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A little over a week ago, Kate Moennig AKA @kateomoennig AKA Shane from the L Word AKA the hottest lesbian to ever live, posted this video to instagram:

Ya, so in case you didn’t get that, KATHERINE MOENNIG AND SAMANTHA RONSON ARE PUTTING ON A GIRL PARTY IN LA. Let’s digest all the stages of excitement you’re going through:

Stage 1: Internal screaming

adele-excited

“Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy. Fucking Shit. HOLY SHIT.”

Stage 2: Wondering if what you just saw is real

glee

“Is this a joke?”

Stage 3: What did you actually just see? 

jlaw what

“Wait, what is this? Is she hosting a girl party?!”

Stage 4: Realizing that you have the ability to see her in person

Please stop Christina

“Am I actually going to see her in person? Share the same air with her? Finally?”

Stage 5: Calming yourself down if you're not in LA

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The excitement dies inside you if you're not actually in LA.

Stage 6: Even though you (probably) can’t go, you’re happy for everyone who can

Excite

“They all deserve this. Every lesbian does.”

Stage 7: Try to get as much information as possible

kstew what

“Who else are these women in the videos?!

Stage 8: Figuring out who everyone in the video is

thinking

“Okay well obvs, that’s Kate. We also have Sam Ronson. Was that Camila Grey AKA as Leisha Hailey’s girlfriend and bandmate in Uh Huh Her? And who’s the cutie with the blonde hair?”

That’s Allyson Spiegelman, manager of DJ Duo X Names (comprised of Katherine Moennig x Camila Grey). YA, they’re a duo, guys.

Stage 9: Flipping out when you realize that you're goint to miss it

You might even tear up from being so overwhelmed.

Stage 10: Texting everyone in your lesbian tribe of women

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They NEED to know. “Hey boo, guess what’s happening this weekend?”

Please share any and all feelings you have in the comments below.

Briana Gonzalez works and lives in San Francisco with her girlfriend and their two pugs (Irie + Tootzy). Follow her on Instagram and Twitter to see what hilarity she finds herself in next.

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Briana Gonzalez

<p>A proud, queer, Latina, identical twin with a penchant for brash humans and things that make me cough laugh.</p>

<p>A proud, queer, Latina, identical twin with a penchant for brash humans and things that make me cough laugh.</p>