11 Ways My Cat is Better Than My Girlfriend

Sometimes my girlfriend just doesn’t understand the love my cat and I share. She just can't compete with a purring kitty in my lap.

11. My cat meows when she needs me. It's much nicer than a potential whine. 

10. My cat has a shorter beauty routine.

9. My cat doesn't mind if I stay home for the 3rd Saturday in a row to binge-watch The Fosters.

8. My cat doesn't mind napping the day away.

7. My cat licks me clean.

6. My cat gives the best massages. 

5. My cat values daily exercise.

4. My cat lets me pick the music.

3. My cat is always in the mood to play.

2. My cat is fascinated by everything I say and do.

1. My cat never questions my style choices. 

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