Men in Black: International Trailer Is 100% Bisexual Culture
'Men in Black: International' Trailer Is 100% Bisexual Culture

Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson in suits? Which one do you even watch??
The Men in Black: International trailer is here and there is absolutely nothing about it that isn’t perfect.
This addition to the Men in Black universe focuses on stopping a mole within the organization, but not much more has been known about it than that.
The new trailer gives us just a little bit more information — Tessa Thompson’s character has spent her life searching for the MiB, and insists that being able to find them makes her the perfect addition to the team. And so she becomes Agent M, and, of course, gets partnered up with Chris Hemsworth’s Agent H. Also, it takes place in London, which we know from subtle context clues such as Fergie's "London Bridge" playing throughout most of the trailer.
And the internet already knows exactly what to make of this trailer, this movie, and the fact that Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth are buddy comedy-ing it up.
\u201cRIP bisexuals. You\u2019ll be missed. But what a way to go. #MenInBlack https://t.co/yp7OrydUqg\u201d— Nic (@Nic) 1545314894
\u201c*eye twitches in bisexual because we're not even bothering with phrasing anymore and I'm FINE WITH IT* #MIBInternational https://t.co/dvzwZkg1Ga\u201d— Courtney Enlow (@Courtney Enlow) 1545320300
\u201cI think the new MIB movie is what is going to make me transcend away from my physical form. Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth are just too powerful for my tiny bisexual body.\u201d— \u2728Spiff \u2728 (@\u2728Spiff \u2728) 1545322237
\u201cMIB = Man, I'm Bisexual\u201d— betty felon (@betty felon) 1545317352
\u201cFrom the drop everyone\u2019s been like \u201cTessa Thompson & Chris Hemsworth reunite in SUITS, what incredible bisexual energy\u201d and then this trailer adds Emma Thompson & Liam Neeson like \u201chold my beer\u201d \ud83d\ude02 bless \u2018em #MIB #MIBInternational\u201d— Rob Aughtnik (@Rob Aughtnik) 1545317679
As if Thompson and Hemsworth fighting aliens in suits weren’t already enough to make this the designated bisexual romp of summer #20biteen, Tessa also has this excellent exchange with everyone’s other favorite Thompson, Emma:
“You really think a black suit is going to solve all your problems?” Emma’s character asks.
“Mmm, no,” Agent M admits. “But it looks damn good on you.”
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Yup. Someone get me a suit and a waiver. I'll sign up for this organization yesterday.
Men in Black: International is scheduled to blow bisexual minds in theater June 14, #20biteen. (Yes, we're gonna make that hashtag happen.)