WATCH: Chobani's Sexy New Ad Features Postcoital Same-Sex Couple

Nothing says 'vacation relaxation with my same-sex lover' like Chobani yogurt. At least that's the vibe of the company's surprisingly sensual new commercial, in which a woman makes sure she's not leaving one bit of Chobani behind on her spoon before playfully awakening the sleeping woman next to her. She then steals away the only bed sheet and leaves her lover naked and presumably in wait of her own Chobani as well. There are a lot of wonderful things about this commercial. First, there's the gloriously introspective way the woman is eating the yogurt, like she's simultaneously musing happily over all of her life choices that led her to eat yogurt in this bed next to this woman. There's also the way that, after being woken up, the other woman smiles like, 'Oh, Helen, this always happens with you and that yogurt!' Sure, Chobani has had its fair share of scandals in the past, but this is pretty redeeming. Yogurt (and peaceful island vacations) for everyone!

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