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Kellogg's Made Gay Cereal Because Brands Have No Chill

Kellogg's Made Gay Cereal Because Brands Have No Chill

Kellogg's Made Gay Cereal Because Brands Have No Chill

Nobody asked for this. 

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In one of the stranger stands against bullying in recent years, Kellogg’s has partnered with GLAAD to throw six of its cereals into one super homosexual box of breakfast.

The cereal, which will be called a very un-catchy “All Together Cereal,” includes Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, Rice Krispies, Corn Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, and Raisin Bran. Each cereal's respective mascot will also be featured on the box.

“We all belong together,” read a statement released by Kellogg’s. “So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for All Together Cereal. It’s a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love.”

Of course, the cereals will still be packaged separately within the box, which is a mixed metaphor in and of itself, but it’s probably for the best. Eating all of them at once sounds absolutely repulsive.

Like all bizarre promotional items, All Together Cereal is a limited time opportunity, so if you feel really compelled to munch on gay cereal in the mornings, get it while you can.

But, in what should be a nod to the fact that the LGBTQ community consistently makes less money than heterosexual folks but totally isn’t, it should be noted that a single purple box is going to set you back $19.99. Undoubtedly it’s to offset the cost of Kellogg’s oh-so-generous pledge of $50,000 to GLAAD.

Alternatively, if you want some gay cereal and don’t want to dole out an insane price, just slap a new label on a box of Froot Loops, because come on, Kellogg’s. That one was right there.

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Rachel Kiley

Rachel Kiley is presumably a writer and definitely not a terminator. She can usually be found crying over queerbaiting in the Pitch Perfect franchise or on Twitter, if not both.

Rachel Kiley is presumably a writer and definitely not a terminator. She can usually be found crying over queerbaiting in the Pitch Perfect franchise or on Twitter, if not both.