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20 Questions Gay Guys Have When They See a Go-Go Dancer

20 Questions Gay Guys Have When They See a Go-Go Dancer

20 Questions Gay Guys Have When They See a Go-Go Dancer
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At every gay club there is a go-go dancer and with every go-go dancer there is an onslaught of questions that funnel through your mind – about their life, their profession and their love interests.

Here are 20 questions that have definitely crossed your mind when coming in contact with a go-go boy.

1. Why can I not stop staring at him?

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2. Is he staring at me?

3. Wait does that mean he thinks I’m cute?

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4. Is he only giving me attention because he wants money?

5. Do you think he’s straight or gay?

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6. Should I give him money?

7. Do you think he makes a lot of cash?

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8. Why can’t normal boys look that good?

9. Wait, screw normal boys — why can’t I look that good?

10. I wonder if he’s paying his way through school?

11. If not, what’s he going to do when he’s old?

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12. Is that his real package?!

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13. Where is his mother? Does she know he does this?

14. How much money should I tip him?

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15. Where do I put it?

16. Why is he so sweaty?

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17. Why is he putting my hands there?!

18. What do I say, OMG, what do I say?

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19. Is he giving me attention because he wants my money?

20. Am I in love?

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Alexander Kirk

Alexander is a pop culture fanatic, who loves travelling, Taylor Swift and slaying Twitter, tweet by tweet.

Alexander is a pop culture fanatic, who loves travelling, Taylor Swift and slaying Twitter, tweet by tweet.