It's Halloween! We hope you have fun (and safe!) plans to celebrate — perhaps going to a haunted house to get in the spirit? There are tons of haunted house themes out there, from zombies to horror movies, aliens to serial killers. But here are some haunted house theme ideas we think would scare the gay right out of us.

1. House of a 1000 Kim Davises

No matter where you turn, there she is, denying your rights!

2. Haunted Westboro Baptist Church

Gruesome picket signs everywhere. Run!

3. Beyonce-less Land

A terrifying experience where Single Ladies and Destiny's Child never, ever existed. The horror!

4. The Closet of No Return

Watch as your favorite gay celebrities are brutally forced back into the Closet of No Return. Not Matt Bomer! Oh god, no!

5. The App-less Corn Maze

Experience the brutal murder of Netflix-and-Chill in this crazy corn maze where OkCupid, Grindr, Adam4Adam and all the rest don't work. At all.

6. Nightmare on Ellen Street

A horrifying walk through a day in the life of Straight Ellen. No dancing. No Jokes. No Portia. No escape.