WATCH: OITNB's Vause, Red, and Lolly Tease Season 3 Spoilers with "Two Lies and a Truth"

We're less than two weeks away from the season 3 premiere of Orange is the New Black, but all this teasing is driving us crazy nonetheless! We'll take any news we can get, especially these awesomely mysterious videos Vause, Red, and Lolly in which they reveal three season 3 plot lines - two of which are definitely fake. We're hoping all of Alex's lies are the ones that would take her out of Litchfield, because we definitely need her back in our lives and Netflix accounts. Though we would be totally on board with Red's 'Torrid Affair.' Just saying.