As queer women, we’re obliged to be nice to our favorite area. But, this doesn’t seem to be consistent across the board. From rhinestones to going under the knife, here are four things women are doing to their vaginas across the world that we definitely WON’T be trying.
1. Vagazzling
Ah the Brits, we’re a strange bunch. The weirdest vagina fashion to come out of the UK is “Vagazzling” (aka actually paying someone to decorate your vagina with rhinestones and gems for your night out. It's like having your nails done, but creepier.
2. Vagina Facials (Vajacial)
Second on the da-fuq list is a treatment called the vagina facial. Basically, a stranger steam spreads exfoliating/ purifying goo or egg whites in and around your area to apparently give you the vagina of a 25-year-old. Presumably, while chatting about your holiday plans. Awkward.
3. The C-String
It's similar to a thong, but a billion times more uncomfortable. I assume the "C" stands for "creepy."
And, it also comes in man-sized. Because equality is important.
Even if it's related to upsettingly shaped underwear.
4. Labiaplasty
Labiaplasty is the final straw. Paying someone to slice off parts of your most sensitive flesh should be the new definition of insanity. Not only are you out of action for weeks, it can go horribly wrong.
So come on, people, that’s enough now. Learn to love what you have between your legs. At least be sensible with it – No one wants a rhinestone-covered, egg white flavored girlfriend with half of it sliced off.
About the Author: E J Rosetta is an LGBT Columnist and coffee addict living in Hampshire with her spoiled cat, Hendricks. More ramblings can be found on Facebook or via Twitter @EJRosetta
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