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Gender Reveal Lasagna Is Apparently a Thing & People Are Roasting It

"Ban heterosexuals."

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You read that right. I'm just as confused as you.

For just $140, New Jersey's Villa Italian Kitchen will make you lasagna for 12 filled with blue or pink food-colored cheese so you and your family can celebrate your fetus' birth-sex. Sound too good to be true? It also comes with Caesar or Greek salad!

The New York Post shared "the gross new way to reveal your baby's gender" Tuesday and the internet promptly began the lasagna's roast.

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\u201c@nypost\u201d
— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@nypost lasagNO\u201d
— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

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— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@nypost If I ever have a gender reveal party, the cake is going to be dyed green and I will yell "It's a lizard person!" when I cut it\u201d
— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@nypost Congrats to Shrek\u2019s parents!\u201d
— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@nypost If you feed me this i will curse your baby like Maleficent\u201d
— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@jpbrammer \u201cOur baby\u2019s gender is going to be...\u201d\n(normal tomato sauce comes out)\n\u201cBLOOD! OH GOD! THE BLOOD! WHYYY?!\u201d\u201d
— Elliott \u201cInsert Gag Here\u201d Christ (@Elliott \u201cInsert Gag Here\u201d Christ) 1548206266

\u201c@jpbrammer We need to find the cure to heterosexuality, and quickly!\u201d
— Dylan\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf08 (@Dylan\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf08) 1548198360

Oh internet, never change.

In conclusion, can we leave lasagna out of this mess. Y'all can stick to starting $8 million wildfires!