\u201c@nypost\u201d

— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@nypost lasagNO\u201d

— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@nypost If I ever have a gender reveal party, the cake is going to be dyed green and I will yell "It's a lizard person!" when I cut it\u201d

— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@nypost Congrats to Shrek\u2019s parents!\u201d

— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@nypost If you feed me this i will curse your baby like Maleficent\u201d

— New York Post (@New York Post) 1548183785

\u201c@jpbrammer \u201cOur baby\u2019s gender is going to be...\u201d\n(normal tomato sauce comes out)\n\u201cBLOOD! OH GOD! THE BLOOD! WHYYY?!\u201d\u201d

— Elliott \u201cInsert Gag Here\u201d Christ (@Elliott \u201cInsert Gag Here\u201d Christ) 1548206266

\u201c@jpbrammer We need to find the cure to heterosexuality, and quickly!\u201d

— Dylan\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf08 (@Dylan\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf08) 1548198360