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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's Rachel Bloom Wants to Fund Dumbledore/Grindelwald Porno

'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's' Rachel Bloom Wants to Fund a Dumbledore/Grindelwald Porno

'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's' Rachel Bloom Wants to Fund a Dumbledore/Grindelwald Porno

*Mo'Nique voice* I would like to see it.

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend star and creator Rachel Bloom wants to fund a porno starring two of J.K. Rowling's most talked-about characters: Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald.

In recent years, the famed Harry Potter author has been notorious for her obscure and puzzling Twitter comments regarding details about some of the most beloved heroes in the Wizarding World that we didn't really need in the first place (often times something sexual).

The most recent reveal came this past week when Rowling revealed that Dumbledore and Grindelwald both once shared an "intense sexual relationship," a non-canonical plot point that has fans accusing the author and filmmakers of the Fantastic Beasts films (where the two characters appear together) of queerbaiting.

But fear not, Potterheads! Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's Rachel Bloom is here to give the world what it really wants: Potter porn. The star and mastermind behind the hit CW show took to Twitter and volunteered herself up to fund a "pornographic film" between Dumbledore and Grindelwald, finally putting the gay storyline between the two into the forefront of culture.

Bloom also included some personal touches to the story, tweeting out more details about this fantasy project. 

We stan you Rachel Bloom! Is she the next possible contender for directing the next Potterverse film?!

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