A 'Straight Pride' Parade Is Happening and People Are ROASTING It

\u201c\u201cStraight Pride\u201d parade planned in Boston. With floats.\u201d

— carolynryan \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udfd3 (@carolynryan \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udfd3) 1559657956

\u201cA more accurate name for the Straight Pride Parade would be Incelebration.\u201d

— Adam Best (@Adam Best) 1559666351

\u201cIsn\u2019t a straight pride parade just the drive thru line at Chick-Fil-A?\u201d

— Christine Thompson (@Christine Thompson) 1559666614

\u201cboston straight pride parade u have to come in costume as your favorite mark wahlberg character everyone walks around ordering a cranberry juice at a bar and saying how do u like them apples ........ madness\u201d

— hunter harris (@hunter harris) 1559661640

\u201ccan the gays show up to the straight pride parade with posters, yelling at them that theyre all going to hell? pride is a sin after all\u201d

— J O E R O Y (@J O E R O Y) 1559665552

\u201cFound this in a fb thread where some guy is talking about organizing a straight pride parade. Hilarious and accurate!\u201d

— \ud83d\udc96Mx.\ud83d\udc9bJessie\ud83d\udc99Bee\ud83d\udc1d (@\ud83d\udc96Mx.\ud83d\udc9bJessie\ud83d\udc99Bee\ud83d\udc1d) 1559666541

\u201cOnce straight people are brutally beaten, denied fundamental human rights, denied health care, killed, and kicked out of their homes just for being straight, then there can be a straight pride parade. Until then, sit the fuck down and stay quiet.\u201d

— Ellie Bowman (@Ellie Bowman) 1559667563

\u201cStraight Pride Parade????? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!\u201d

— Smash Mouth (@Smash Mouth) 1559672286

\u201cQuick reminder that as funny as the Boston "Straight Pride Parade" is, it's being organized by a known violent fascist and will likely feature the usual litany of MA/CT/NH fascist agitators that try to organize a rally every couple months\u201d

— Gnome Chomsky(\u2018s email) (@Gnome Chomsky(\u2018s email)) 1559669330