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Get Into the Holiday Spirit with the Wet Spots' 'Fist Me This Christmas'
Get Into the Holiday Spirit with the Wet Spots' 'Fist Me This Christmas'
Still not feeling the holiday cheer? Let the Vancouver-based dirty-ditty ensemble The Wet Spots lift your spirits with this filthy Christmas Carol.
By Allison MoonDecember 23 2015 / 3:02 PM
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Still not feeling the holiday cheer? Let the Vancouver-based dirty-ditty ensemble The Wet Spots lift your spirits. The lyrics are, obviously, NSFW, but the video is, so plug in your headphones and rock out with a carol just for the filthy minded.

        
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Get Into the Holiday Spirit with the Wet Spots' 'Fist Me This Christmas'

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