WATCH: This Orange is the New Black/Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Mashup Will Blow Your Mind

Technology has truly reached its pinnacle. Forget sending people to space, Moviefone has created this insanely perfect mashup of Orange is the New Black and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's Titus Andromedon, in which he arrives at Litchfield and immediately takes over. Aside from being magnficently well-crafted, it's hysterical and fits together in a shockingly satisfying way. We're also simply happy any time Titus sings "Pinot Noir," so consider us ecstatic at this colliding of worlds. Unfortunately Titus won't actually be at Litchfield for OITNB's third season, but he will be in our hearts forever.