7 Questions All Bisexual Guys Have at a Gay Club

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Being a bi guy at a gay club is definitely an experience like no other. You like men just as much as the gay beefcake grinding next to you, but there are specific questions that only bi guys think to themselves while out with a gay crew.

1. Do they know? 

It’s like hiding in plain sight. That little secret only you know.

2. Is it worth correcting them? 

You don’t want to talk about bisexuality. You don’t want to be judged. You don’t want to answer any questions. You just want your lips on his face.

3. Do you think anyone else here is bi? 

There must be, right? Where are we all hiding?

4. Wouldn’t it be cool if there were bisexual clubs? 

Why aren’t there any? We deserve our own club. You just want to know who’s fair game.

5. Will she know I’m flirting with her? 

It’s confusing. You’re at a gay club, and you just saw me twerking on that shirtless muscle hunk. I like women too, and if you’re interested…

6. Can I hook up with her? 

You don’t want weird glances for making out with a girl at a gay club.
 
7. Will I be that creep? 

If you do hook up with her, will you seem like that straight guy who goes to gay clubs to pick up girls? You’re a good, honest person... not that "sexually confused" person.